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Where can I find nuclear wastes to make teenage mutant ninja turtles?

Rufus B asked:

I was hoping to find out how I could get a hold these radioactive materials to mutate my turtles into super beings. I also want to know how to buy a secluded island somewhere that has no government surveillance.

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10 Responses to 'Where can I find nuclear wastes to make teenage mutant ninja turtles?'

Tainted Love - September 11th, 2009 at 2:42 am
lol….

lemme just pull the map out of my asssss
ilovestrawberry.com - September 12th, 2009 at 10:15 am
That was a ***** up. Thank you.
The Predator - September 13th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Go in your toilet after you go for toxic/radioactive wastes.
I heard if you kill everybody in a country with a hydrogen bomb, you get to claim that country. Start with Puerto Rico.
stuck006 - September 14th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
well the waste is acctually whale ****.
Hardcore Poser - September 17th, 2009 at 6:06 am
Ask Donald Duck.
SEERED - September 18th, 2009 at 4:05 am
San Onofre, California… just off the coast.
gimli_andrew - September 20th, 2009 at 2:56 am
simple, first get a can of pasta, preferably chef boyardee. second step is to add 500ml of moonshine. must be pure. if moonshine not available, ruddy toilet water may be used. take the can to the microwave and blast on high for 12 min and 32 seconds. quickly add 20ml of draino and let sit for 4min. taste test yourself at this point to ensure it tastes like rotting ***. proceed to mix in 120g of cement powder and 20g of social homework. mix in blender on chuck norris setting. once finely blended feed to your turtles to get your TMNT
JessieAnn - September 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 am
well you dont need to buy an island, you can make one! And your turtles will have super powers soon! I just put a magically spell on them!
WITH IM-AAAAA-GINNN-ATION (rainbow) YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
KendallM - September 25th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
123 nowhere drive. in your dreams, in the country of NOSUCHTHING.
the island is up ur *** and around the corner.
friend2all - September 27th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
If you do your homework and are serious you might try teaming with one of the nation’s fine National Laboratories. A well thought out experiment might be given consideration.

There are ongoing environmental studies including investigation of fauna (including turtles) on the Marshall Islands in the Pacific.

Environmental Scientists are still studying and potential threats to health that resulted from the 1950s atmospheric nuclear tests. Turtles collected on Enewetok and Bikini Islands are probably still very mildly radioactive.